Dear Spongebob,
You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbant?
Sincerely, you're a tampon.
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!
Sincerely, Hitler
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